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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
๐ That punchline!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
๐ This is gold!
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 29, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 28, 2018
๐ Can't stop laughing!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 27, 2018
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 23, 2018
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I needed that laugh!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 21, 2018
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 17, 2018
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 11, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 5, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
๐ Saving this one!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Salima
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
