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Stephen Amollo
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Apr 18, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Halima
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 20, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 14, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Khatib
Guest
May 9, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Yusra
Guest
May 7, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 6, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 2, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Fatuma
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
