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Samson Tibaijuka
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Dec 15, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Anthony Kariuki
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Dec 12, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Dec 4, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Yusra
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Nov 28, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Patrick Mutua
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Nov 6, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Warda
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Stephen Mushi
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Sep 14, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jul 30, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 29, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Omari
Guest
May 25, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 24, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 17, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 9, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Shani
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Masika
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Joseph Kitine
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Mar 25, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Shani
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Stephen Mushi
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Mar 21, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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David Ochieng
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Mar 11, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Joseph Kitine
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Mar 8, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Ruth Mtangi
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Feb 24, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Kenneth Murithi
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Feb 17, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Maimuna
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Jan 11, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Charles Wafula
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Dec 20, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Salima
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Dec 17, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Richard Mulwa
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Nov 29, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Neema
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Nov 27, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
