Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ"
Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.
Mohamed (Guest) on November 7, 2018
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Mustafa (Guest) on November 6, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
David Chacha (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 5, 2018
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 4, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Binti (Guest) on November 3, 2018
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Neema (Guest) on November 3, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Umi (Guest) on November 3, 2018
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 30, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
John Lissu (Guest) on October 29, 2018
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Nassor (Guest) on October 28, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 10, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 10, 2018
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 2, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 2, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 29, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 29, 2018
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 27, 2018
๐ Added to my favorites!
Tabu (Guest) on September 26, 2018
๐ Gotta save this!
Hassan (Guest) on September 21, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Shamim (Guest) on September 15, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 14, 2018
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Sultan (Guest) on September 12, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Saidi (Guest) on August 22, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 22, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 16, 2018
๐ This one really got me!
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 8, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 18, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Maimuna (Guest) on July 17, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Zainab (Guest) on June 30, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on June 29, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 23, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Biashara (Guest) on June 21, 2018
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Ali (Guest) on June 17, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 16, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 14, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Rashid (Guest) on June 8, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Yusuf (Guest) on May 30, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Arifa (Guest) on May 26, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 19, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 6, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 6, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Asha (Guest) on May 1, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on April 30, 2018
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Jabir (Guest) on April 27, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 22, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 16, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 27, 2018
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Mjaka (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 22, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 20, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Fadhili (Guest) on February 11, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค