Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔
Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔
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Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 11, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Fadhila (Guest) on October 25, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Faiza (Guest) on October 14, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 3, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 27, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 24, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 23, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 20, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Azima (Guest) on September 20, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Yahya (Guest) on September 14, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 13, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Khadija (Guest) on September 12, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Muslima (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 28, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 22, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 22, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 21, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 18, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 17, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Khatib (Guest) on August 17, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 15, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Maida (Guest) on August 7, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Makame (Guest) on August 5, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 30, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Latifa (Guest) on July 10, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 2, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 1, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 1, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Halima (Guest) on June 22, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 19, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 18, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 15, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Fadhili (Guest) on June 9, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Nahida (Guest) on June 4, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Muslima (Guest) on June 2, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 31, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 29, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 21, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Nashon (Guest) on May 21, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Nyota (Guest) on May 20, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Furaha (Guest) on May 15, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Farida (Guest) on May 8, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 2, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Majid (Guest) on April 24, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 16, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 13, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Ali (Guest) on April 10, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 26, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 23, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 5, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 1, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Sarafina (Guest) on February 14, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mashaka (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 3, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 24, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 20, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 17, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Bahati (Guest) on January 12, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️