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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Neema
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 20, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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John Lissu
Guest
May 17, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwanais
Guest
May 14, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 9, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 7, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Binti
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Husna
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Makame
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
