Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

Maida (Guest) on January 12, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Hashim (Guest) on December 27, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Hassan (Guest) on December 3, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 7, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 3, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 1, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 25, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

John Lissu (Guest) on September 22, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 20, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Aziza (Guest) on September 20, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Fadhila (Guest) on September 15, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Habiba (Guest) on August 25, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 12, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 11, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 9, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 23, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Ahmed (Guest) on July 11, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

George Tenga (Guest) on June 29, 2019

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 25, 2019

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rahim (Guest) on June 25, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Nuru (Guest) on June 24, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 23, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Latifa (Guest) on June 21, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 15, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 10, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Warda (Guest) on May 30, 2019

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Wande (Guest) on May 24, 2019

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 20, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Fadhila (Guest) on May 11, 2019

😂 I’m saving this one!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 26, 2019

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 17, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 2, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nyota (Guest) on March 28, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 27, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 24, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 20, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Rubea (Guest) on March 19, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Zakaria (Guest) on February 27, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Nchi (Guest) on February 13, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 9, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 3, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 2, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 16, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mazrui (Guest) on January 6, 2019

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Jaffar (Guest) on January 4, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 27, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Sumaya (Guest) on December 20, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 18, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 9, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mohamed (Guest) on December 7, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mwanais (Guest) on December 4, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 30, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Nuru (Guest) on November 21, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Hawa (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 9, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

John Kamande (Guest) on October 30, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Habiba (Guest) on October 26, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️