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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Issack
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Issa
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Amina
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Juma
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Wande
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Husna
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Salma
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Asha
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 30, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 28, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 27, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Neema
Guest
May 26, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Muslima
Guest
May 20, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 15, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 14, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
