Short Answer: Because she had perfect pitch and could always hit a high note!
Explanation: ๐ต The reason everyone wanted the music teacher on their baseball team is because she had "perfect pitch," which means she could accurately identify and reproduce musical notes. By using a play on words, we imagine that she could also hit a "high note" when swinging the bat, leading to some impressive home runs! ๐ถ๐ฅ This humorous twist combines music and sports, bringing a cheerful and creative vibe to the question.
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 24, 2020
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Makame (Guest) on March 20, 2020
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Asha (Guest) on February 25, 2020
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Sultan (Guest) on February 14, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Farida (Guest) on February 2, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 24, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Maida (Guest) on January 23, 2020
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 4, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 1, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Daudi (Guest) on January 1, 2020
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 29, 2019
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Biashara (Guest) on December 26, 2019
๐ Added to my favorites!
Hashim (Guest) on December 25, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 23, 2019
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 23, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 17, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 9, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 28, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 21, 2019
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Mariam (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Maimuna (Guest) on October 20, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Mhina (Guest) on October 18, 2019
๐ So funny!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 30, 2019
๐ Gotta save this!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 27, 2019
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 27, 2019
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 23, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 21, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 10, 2019
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 21, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Sarafina (Guest) on August 14, 2019
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 12, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Josephine (Guest) on August 4, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 30, 2019
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Rashid (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Ahmed (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 6, 2019
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Saidi (Guest) on July 4, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 28, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Sultan (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2019
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Zainab (Guest) on June 11, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Kheri (Guest) on June 3, 2019
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 21, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
David Chacha (Guest) on May 13, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Tambwe (Guest) on May 10, 2019
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 8, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 17, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 9, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
John Kamande (Guest) on April 7, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 25, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 23, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐