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Mary Sokoine
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Feb 7, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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John Malisa
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Jan 28, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Issa
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Salma
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Chum
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Azima
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Binti
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Amina
Guest
May 20, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Salma
Guest
May 14, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Husna
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Majid
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
