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Kenneth Murithi
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Nov 25, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Leila
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Halima
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Stephen Amollo
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May 27, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 24, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 21, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 19, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Issack
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
