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Isaac Kiptoo
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Mar 25, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Aziza
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Mar 22, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Elizabeth Malima
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Mar 13, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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James Kimani
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Feb 29, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Makame
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 24, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 23, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 13, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 5, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Omari
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Omari
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
