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Aziza
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Salum
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 29, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 28, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 27, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Fadhila
Guest
May 22, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 22, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Muslima
Guest
May 16, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Salima
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Azima
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Leila
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
