👥
Zubeida
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
👥
Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
👥
Halimah
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
👥
Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
👥
George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
👥
Amina
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
👥
Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
👥
Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
👥
Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
👥
Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
👥
Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
👥
Omari
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
👥
Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
👥
Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
👥
Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
👥
Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
👥
Chiku
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
👥
Jafari
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
👥
Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
👥
Hashim
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
👥
Hassan
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
👥
Safiya
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
👥
Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
👥
Majid
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
👥
Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
👥
Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
👥
Raha
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
👥
Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
👥
Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
👥
Mustafa
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
👥
Abdullah
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
👥
Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
👥
Rashid
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
👥
Zakaria
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
👥
Asha
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
👥
Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
👥
David Musyoka
Guest
May 16, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
👥
John Lissu
Guest
May 15, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
👥
Kazija
Guest
May 5, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
👥
Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
👥
Salma
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
👥
Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
👥
Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
👥
Husna
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
👥
Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
👥
Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
👥
John Lissu
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
👥
Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
👥
Abdillah
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
👥
Rehema
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
👥
Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
👥
Safiya
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
👥
Shamim
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
😄 You got me good!
👥
Amir
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
😂 So funny!
👥
Issa
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
👥
Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
👥
Shukuru
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
👥
Hashim
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
