Short Answer: π The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! ππΌ
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Salma (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Azima (Guest) on January 4, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 31, 2019
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 24, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Ali (Guest) on December 23, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 19, 2019
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
John Lissu (Guest) on December 14, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 9, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Jabir (Guest) on November 14, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Bahati (Guest) on November 12, 2019
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Sumaya (Guest) on November 11, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Kahina (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 23, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 21, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Ali (Guest) on October 21, 2019
π Added to my favorites!
Juma (Guest) on October 16, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 10, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 9, 2019
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Masika (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Sultan (Guest) on September 29, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 20, 2019
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 20, 2019
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 15, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
James Kimani (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 7, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Warda (Guest) on August 29, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 26, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Rahim (Guest) on August 2, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 25, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Nashon (Guest) on July 6, 2019
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Aziza (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 30, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 12, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
John Malisa (Guest) on June 7, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 26, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Sekela (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 13, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 25, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 17, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Asha (Guest) on February 28, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 15, 2019
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 13, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 7, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 1, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Rehema (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Hamida (Guest) on January 28, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Josephine (Guest) on January 22, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 19, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 13, 2019
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 5, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Husna (Guest) on December 23, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ