The difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is that the Christmas alphabet is "no-L"! 🎄
Explanation: In the regular alphabet, the letter "L" is present, but in the Christmas alphabet, it's missing! This play on words is meant to be humorous by implying that during Christmas, the letter "L" goes missing, making it a "no-L"phabet. It's a fun and silly way to highlight the festive spirit and bring a smile to your face! 🎅😄
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 30, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
Khatib (Guest) on December 23, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 13, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 10, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 27, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 17, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Rabia (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 6, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 1, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 29, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 8, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 19, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
George Tenga (Guest) on August 24, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 20, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 14, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Juma (Guest) on August 11, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Kassim (Guest) on July 24, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Baridi (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Zakia (Guest) on July 21, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 18, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 27, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Jamal (Guest) on June 25, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 13, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 12, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 8, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 4, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Shani (Guest) on May 29, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Kazija (Guest) on May 28, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 27, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 26, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 24, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Ali (Guest) on May 21, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 14, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 3, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 13, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Mzee (Guest) on April 2, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Yusuf (Guest) on March 27, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Bahati (Guest) on March 26, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 20, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Yusuf (Guest) on March 17, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 16, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 7, 2019
😄 You got me good!
Shani (Guest) on February 5, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 28, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 27, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 19, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Omari (Guest) on January 18, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 20, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 20, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Chum (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 7, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 25, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 25, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀