What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 30, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 27, 2019

Thanks Ackyshine

Khatib (Guest) on December 23, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 13, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 10, 2019

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 27, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 17, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Rabia (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 6, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 1, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 29, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 8, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 7, 2019

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 19, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

George Tenga (Guest) on August 24, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 20, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 14, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Juma (Guest) on August 11, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Kassim (Guest) on July 24, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Baridi (Guest) on July 22, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Zakia (Guest) on July 21, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 18, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 16, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 27, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Jamal (Guest) on June 25, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 13, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 12, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 8, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 4, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Shani (Guest) on May 29, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Kazija (Guest) on May 28, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 27, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 26, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 24, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Ali (Guest) on May 21, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 14, 2019

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 3, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 13, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mzee (Guest) on April 2, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Yusuf (Guest) on March 27, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Bahati (Guest) on March 26, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 20, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Yusuf (Guest) on March 17, 2019

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 7, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Shani (Guest) on February 5, 2019

😂 I’m saving this one!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 28, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 27, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 19, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Omari (Guest) on January 18, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 2, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 20, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 20, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Chum (Guest) on December 12, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 7, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 25, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀