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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Shani
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Amir
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Jafari
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Halima
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 31, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 23, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 15, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Issack
Guest
May 14, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
