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Nov 18, 2019
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Hassan
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Nov 15, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Nov 8, 2019
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
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Mwinyi
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Nov 7, 2019
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
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Khalifa
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Nov 7, 2019
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
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Anna Kibwana
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Nov 6, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
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Muslima
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Nov 4, 2019
π Bookmarking this!
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Lucy Wangui
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Oct 28, 2019
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Oct 24, 2019
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
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Peter Mwambui
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Oct 21, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
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John Lissu
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Oct 17, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
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David Ochieng
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Oct 17, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
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Warda
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Sep 28, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
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Alice Jebet
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Sep 25, 2019
π€£ Sending this now!
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Fadhila
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Sep 20, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
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Sekela
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Sep 20, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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Raphael Okoth
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Sep 15, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
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David Sokoine
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Sep 9, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
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Shamim
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Sep 6, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Janet Mwikali
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Sep 2, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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Francis Mtangi
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Aug 18, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
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Josephine
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Aug 15, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Janet Sumari
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Aug 4, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Latifa
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Jul 30, 2019
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Hamida
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Jul 29, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
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Aziza
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Jul 27, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
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Rubea
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Jul 18, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
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Jamila
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Jul 13, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Grace Majaliwa
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Jul 5, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Bernard Oduor
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Jul 3, 2019
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
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Shani
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Jun 17, 2019
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
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Nashon
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Jun 16, 2019
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
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Esther Nyambura
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Jun 16, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Janet Sumari
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Jun 12, 2019
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
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Joseph Kawawa
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Jun 12, 2019
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
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Mwafirika
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Jun 9, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Agnes Lowassa
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Jun 8, 2019
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
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Khamis
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Jun 3, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
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John Kamande
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Jun 3, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
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Halima
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May 25, 2019
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mhina
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May 24, 2019
π Totally hilarious!
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Peter Otieno
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May 21, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Mwakisu
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May 16, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
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Nassar
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May 8, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
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Betty Kimaro
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May 2, 2019
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
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Andrew Odhiambo
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May 2, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
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Mjaka
Guest
May 1, 2019
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Monica Nyalandu
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Apr 26, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
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Neema
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Apr 22, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! π
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
π Nailed it!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
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Abdullah
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Apr 11, 2019
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Issa
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
π That punchline!
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
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Alex Nakitare
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Feb 19, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
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Faith Kariuki
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Feb 5, 2019
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
