A scarecrow's favorite fruit? ๐ค Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! ๐๐พ
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the ๐พ emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
Amir (Guest) on November 18, 2019
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Hassan (Guest) on November 15, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 8, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Khalifa (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 6, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Muslima (Guest) on November 4, 2019
๐ Bookmarking this!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 28, 2019
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 24, 2019
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 21, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
John Lissu (Guest) on October 17, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 17, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Warda (Guest) on September 28, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 25, 2019
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Fadhila (Guest) on September 20, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Sekela (Guest) on September 20, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 9, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Shamim (Guest) on September 6, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 2, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 18, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Josephine (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 4, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Latifa (Guest) on July 30, 2019
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Hamida (Guest) on July 29, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Aziza (Guest) on July 27, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Rubea (Guest) on July 18, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Jamila (Guest) on July 13, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 5, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on June 16, 2019
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 16, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 12, 2019
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 12, 2019
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 9, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Khamis (Guest) on June 3, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
John Kamande (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Halima (Guest) on May 25, 2019
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mhina (Guest) on May 24, 2019
๐ Totally hilarious!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 21, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Nassar (Guest) on May 8, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 2, 2019
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 2, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Mjaka (Guest) on May 1, 2019
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 26, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Neema (Guest) on April 22, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 20, 2019
๐ Nailed it!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 16, 2019
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on April 12, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Abdullah (Guest) on April 11, 2019
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on April 8, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Issa (Guest) on April 8, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 27, 2019
๐ That punchline!
Abubakari (Guest) on March 21, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 19, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 5, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 5, 2019
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐