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Bernard Oduor
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Apr 21, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Amani
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Neema
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Shani
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Husna
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Nasra
Guest
May 29, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mhina
Guest
May 24, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 12, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
