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Zainab
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Asha
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Majid
Guest
May 31, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Athumani
Guest
May 30, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 29, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 17, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Athumani
Guest
May 15, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 10, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 3, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Salima
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Warda
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Chum
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
