The snowman went on a "low-carb" diet! ❄️🥕
Explanation: Snowmen are made of snow, so they are essentially made up of frozen water. Therefore, since they don't have a body like humans, they can't go on a traditional diet. But if we were to imagine that the snowman could go on a diet, it would be a "low-carb" diet because they don't want to consume anything that could potentially melt them, like carbohydrates. It's a playful way to think about the eating habits of a snowman! ❄️🥕😄
Jaffar (Guest) on April 8, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 21, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Hassan (Guest) on March 20, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Baraka (Guest) on March 18, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Shani (Guest) on March 13, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Mjaka (Guest) on March 11, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 11, 2020
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I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Selemani (Guest) on March 7, 2020
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Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 1, 2020
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Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 22, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Abubakar (Guest) on February 20, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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😃 Instant mood boost!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 17, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 29, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 28, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 24, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 22, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 22, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 22, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 21, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Chum (Guest) on January 16, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Husna (Guest) on January 4, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 19, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 4, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Kheri (Guest) on November 23, 2019
😄 Too good!
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 15, 2019
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 4, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mchawi (Guest) on October 11, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 6, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Kahina (Guest) on October 6, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 26, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 19, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 14, 2019
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Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 25, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Juma (Guest) on August 22, 2019
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Mjaka (Guest) on August 17, 2019
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Shani (Guest) on August 15, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 29, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 18, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Hassan (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 4, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 1, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 28, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Wande (Guest) on June 28, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Rabia (Guest) on June 20, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 16, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Zakia (Guest) on June 2, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Yusra (Guest) on May 29, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶