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Bakari
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Halima
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Azima
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Azima
Guest
May 30, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 22, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Maneno
Guest
May 20, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 19, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Zakaria
Guest
May 19, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 18, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 13, 2019
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 7, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Warda
Guest
May 4, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 3, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 1, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Raha
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Masika
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
