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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Salma
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Salma
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Amani
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 29, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 25, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 23, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Abdullah
Guest
May 21, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 15, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 14, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 10, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 1, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Biashara
Guest
May 1, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Omar
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Omar
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
