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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Amani
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Amir
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Amina
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 28, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Kahina
Guest
May 17, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Rahim
Guest
May 11, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 5, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
