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Mwagonda
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Apr 22, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Halima
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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James Kawawa
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Raha
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Issack
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Shani
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
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Habiba
Guest
May 28, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 19, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 17, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 16, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mustafa
Guest
May 15, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 12, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 9, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
