What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A peelin' heel! 🍌👠
Explanation: This answer plays on the words "peelin'" (as in peeling a banana) and "heel" (the back part of a shoe). By combining the two, we create the funny term "peelin' heel" to describe a shoe made from a banana. The use of the banana emoji adds a playful touch to the humor.
Mwagonda (Guest) on December 25, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Kazija (Guest) on December 14, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 12, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 8, 2019
😁 This is gold!
Aziza (Guest) on November 30, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 14, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 1, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 1, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Mashaka (Guest) on September 27, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 21, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Maneno (Guest) on September 15, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Warda (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Nasra (Guest) on September 9, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 6, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 29, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 15, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
Amina (Guest) on August 13, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 5, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Nahida (Guest) on July 14, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Omar (Guest) on July 13, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Fatuma (Guest) on July 8, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Masika (Guest) on July 7, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 3, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
James Kimani (Guest) on June 24, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Sofia (Guest) on June 23, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Sarafina (Guest) on May 29, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 28, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Nahida (Guest) on May 26, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 14, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Sarafina (Guest) on May 14, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 6, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Habiba (Guest) on May 3, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 22, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 11, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 5, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
John Lissu (Guest) on March 30, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 15, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Nyota (Guest) on March 14, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Nyota (Guest) on March 12, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 4, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 3, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 28, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 28, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Warda (Guest) on February 21, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Mhina (Guest) on February 15, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 10, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Shamim (Guest) on January 29, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 16, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 5, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 4, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 23, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 23, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎