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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Salma
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
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Amani
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Warda
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Shani
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Majid
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
