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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Binti
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Salima
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 31, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Sharifa
Guest
May 30, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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John Mushi
Guest
May 27, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 18, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Azima
Guest
May 10, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mashaka
Guest
May 2, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 2, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 1, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
