Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! 🥄💁♂️🔪"
Explanation: In this funny response, the spoon is complimenting the knife by saying that it looks sharp. However, the wordplay here is that the spoon is also referring to the knife's physical appearance as well as its cutting ability. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the response, making it even more enjoyable.
Aziza (Guest) on December 18, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 12, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 3, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 11, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 4, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 1, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 23, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 21, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
Husna (Guest) on October 19, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Aziza (Guest) on October 17, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2019
😁 This is gold!
Halimah (Guest) on October 13, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 23, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 11, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Hamida (Guest) on August 20, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 20, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 18, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
John Lissu (Guest) on August 7, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Khamis (Guest) on July 20, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Zuhura (Guest) on July 8, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Rehema (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Rabia (Guest) on June 18, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Mchawi (Guest) on June 13, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Wande (Guest) on June 11, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Bakari (Guest) on June 10, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Kazija (Guest) on June 4, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 1, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Mchawi (Guest) on May 29, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 24, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 10, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Sharifa (Guest) on May 3, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 2, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Kiza (Guest) on April 17, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Ndoto (Guest) on April 2, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 30, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 23, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 21, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Rabia (Guest) on March 15, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 8, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Shamim (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Rubea (Guest) on March 2, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
John Kamande (Guest) on March 2, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 27, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 22, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 17, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Bakari (Guest) on February 10, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Umi (Guest) on February 8, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Rukia (Guest) on February 7, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Shukuru (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Zainab (Guest) on February 3, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Amani (Guest) on January 29, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Khamis (Guest) on January 28, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
John Kamande (Guest) on January 27, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Mjaka (Guest) on January 24, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Hashim (Guest) on January 14, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Mgeni (Guest) on January 9, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡