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Joy Wacera
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Apr 24, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Salima
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Warda
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Masika
Guest
May 19, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 19, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Fikiri
Guest
May 2, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
