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Mazrui
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Dec 7, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Binti
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Maneno
Guest
May 29, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 19, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Salum
Guest
May 18, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 17, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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John Mushi
Guest
May 17, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Furaha
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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John Malisa
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
