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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Amina
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Warda
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Issack
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 31, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 22, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 22, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 20, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 15, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
