Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 24, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 23, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Maneno (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Ali (Guest) on February 23, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 18, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Farida (Guest) on February 13, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 12, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 11, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Zawadi (Guest) on February 3, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 17, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Rubea (Guest) on December 25, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Abubakar (Guest) on December 18, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 18, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Bakari (Guest) on December 18, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Abdillah (Guest) on December 13, 2020

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Kiza (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Fikiri (Guest) on November 18, 2020

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 15, 2020

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Nchi (Guest) on November 9, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 4, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Mashaka (Guest) on October 28, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 20, 2020

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 18, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Abubakar (Guest) on October 18, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 11, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 7, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 24, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Zawadi (Guest) on September 6, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 6, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Latifa (Guest) on September 1, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 24, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 22, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 7, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Faiza (Guest) on August 3, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 2, 2020

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Sekela (Guest) on July 31, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 27, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 21, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 12, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 10, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 4, 2020

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 28, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Zuhura (Guest) on June 21, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 27, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 15, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Arifa (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Nasra (Guest) on May 6, 2020

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 5, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Rabia (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 2, 2020

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mjaka (Guest) on May 1, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 25, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Fadhila (Guest) on April 10, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Shabani (Guest) on April 4, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 31, 2020

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆