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Joyce Mussa
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Mar 24, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Edward Chepkoech
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Mar 23, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Maneno
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Mar 22, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Paul Ndomba
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Feb 18, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Farida
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 27, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 15, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Arifa
Guest
May 10, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 10, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Nasra
Guest
May 6, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 5, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Rabia
Guest
May 3, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 2, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mjaka
Guest
May 1, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
