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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Shani
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 23, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 20, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 13, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 9, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 6, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 1, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Issack
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Mzee
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Maulid
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Omar
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Tambwe
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
