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Tabitha Okumu
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Mar 23, 2021
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Josephine Nekesa
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Mar 21, 2021
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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John Malisa
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Mar 15, 2021
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Jaffar
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Mar 14, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Mjaka
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Mar 12, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Mariam Kawawa
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Mar 6, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Monica Nyalandu
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Mar 5, 2021
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Grace Njuguna
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Mar 4, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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John Mwangi
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Mar 3, 2021
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Salima
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Mar 3, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Stephen Kangethe
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Feb 26, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Peter Mbise
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Feb 24, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Majid
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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Makame
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Halima
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
๐ Saving this one!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Asha
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Maimuna
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Oct 28, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Josephine
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Oct 16, 2020
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Ann Awino
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Oct 14, 2020
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Dorothy Nkya
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Sep 26, 2020
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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Juma
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Sep 8, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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Alice Mwikali
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Aug 17, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Kassim
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Aug 16, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Grace Wairimu
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Aug 7, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Violet Mumo
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Jul 19, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jul 17, 2020
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
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Salum
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Mjaka
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Jul 3, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Mhina
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Jul 2, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Nuru
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Jun 29, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Zakaria
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Jun 23, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
