Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 23, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 21, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

John Malisa (Guest) on March 15, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Jaffar (Guest) on March 14, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mjaka (Guest) on March 12, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 6, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 4, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Sarafina (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 3, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Salima (Guest) on March 3, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 2, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 26, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 24, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 22, 2021

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Majid (Guest) on January 26, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Makame (Guest) on January 23, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 21, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 15, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Jaffar (Guest) on January 15, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 5, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 5, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 15, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Halima (Guest) on December 13, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

George Mallya (Guest) on December 11, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Khatib (Guest) on December 11, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 9, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 1, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on November 22, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 5, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Latifa (Guest) on October 29, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Maimuna (Guest) on October 28, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Hassan (Guest) on October 16, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Josephine (Guest) on October 16, 2020

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 14, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 13, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 26, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 26, 2020

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Shamim (Guest) on September 13, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Juma (Guest) on September 8, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 5, 2020

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Jamal (Guest) on August 31, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Zakia (Guest) on August 30, 2020

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 17, 2020

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Kassim (Guest) on August 16, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 7, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 19, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 17, 2020

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Salum (Guest) on July 16, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Fadhili (Guest) on July 14, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 6, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 4, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mjaka (Guest) on July 3, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 2, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Mhina (Guest) on July 2, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Nuru (Guest) on June 29, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Zakaria (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥