Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"
Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฟ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 25, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 21, 2020
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Zubeida (Guest) on October 14, 2020
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on October 1, 2020
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 1, 2020
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Kiza (Guest) on September 23, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 15, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 14, 2020
๐ Sharing right away!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 14, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Mhina (Guest) on September 7, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 27, 2020
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 19, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Salum (Guest) on August 13, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Sharifa (Guest) on August 13, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Jafari (Guest) on August 9, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Tambwe (Guest) on July 30, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Mgeni (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Halimah (Guest) on July 17, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Majid (Guest) on July 12, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 10, 2020
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Latifa (Guest) on July 1, 2020
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 22, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Amani (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 13, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Salima (Guest) on June 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Tambwe (Guest) on June 3, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 3, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 26, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 19, 2020
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Saidi (Guest) on May 13, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 11, 2020
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 5, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 4, 2020
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 2, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Sekela (Guest) on April 23, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
Hawa (Guest) on April 20, 2020
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 8, 2020
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 6, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 28, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 24, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 20, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 18, 2020
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 9, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 29, 2020
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 27, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 12, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 8, 2020
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Fadhila (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 16, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 4, 2020
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 3, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 27, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 26, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on December 22, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด