Riddle: "Which Budgie owns the cage? π¦π "
Short Answer: "None! The cage owns them all! π"
Explanation: This playful answer suggests that in the quirky world of budgies, the cage reigns supreme! Rather than any single budgie owning the cage, it humorously implies that the cage has a hold over all the budgies, making it the true owner. This lighthearted response adds a touch of whimsy to the question, putting a smile on the reader's face. ππ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Salma (Guest) on June 19, 2020
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 5, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 22, 2020
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 21, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Jamila (Guest) on May 17, 2020
π This is too funny!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Khatib (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Maulid (Guest) on April 28, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Mhina (Guest) on April 26, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Faiza (Guest) on April 10, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 6, 2020
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 1, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Zakaria (Guest) on April 1, 2020
π Saving this one!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 16, 2020
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 7, 2020
π Iβm dying!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 24, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Rahim (Guest) on February 18, 2020
π I canβt stop laughing!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Maneno (Guest) on February 12, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
James Mduma (Guest) on February 6, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 5, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 30, 2020
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Hamida (Guest) on January 28, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Maneno (Guest) on January 27, 2020
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 25, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Sekela (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Jafari (Guest) on December 25, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Khadija (Guest) on November 9, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 4, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Fikiri (Guest) on November 1, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 24, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Nuru (Guest) on October 21, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Rahim (Guest) on October 10, 2019
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Sumaya (Guest) on October 1, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Fadhila (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Azima (Guest) on September 24, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Tabu (Guest) on September 23, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Zakia (Guest) on September 19, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 15, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 15, 2019
π This is pure brilliance!
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 11, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Shamim (Guest) on September 9, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 6, 2019
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 2, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 13, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 4, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Furaha (Guest) on August 2, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 1, 2019
π Sharing right away!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 29, 2019
π€£ Pure genius!