A wall's favorite place to meet his friends is at a "corner"! π€π§±
Explanation: Walls love hanging out at corners because that's where they get to show off their sturdy sides and showcase their fantastic shapes! Just imagine, a wall throwing a party at a corner, everybody would be "wall"ing in with excitement! It's like the ultimate gathering spot for all the coolest walls in town. So, if you ever want to meet a wall and have a blast, head straight to the corner! πποΈ
David Chacha (Guest) on October 9, 2020
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 19, 2020
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 7, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Abubakari (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Jamal (Guest) on August 23, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Sharifa (Guest) on August 15, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 13, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 2, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 2, 2020
π Iβm still laughing!
Maimuna (Guest) on July 31, 2020
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2020
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 26, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 18, 2020
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 18, 2020
π Iβm dying over here!
Mjaka (Guest) on July 16, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Mchuma (Guest) on July 5, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Salum (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Leila (Guest) on July 2, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
George Tenga (Guest) on June 18, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Juma (Guest) on June 15, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 11, 2020
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 28, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Biashara (Guest) on May 18, 2020
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 17, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 8, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Biashara (Guest) on May 5, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 18, 2020
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 16, 2020
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Khadija (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
James Kimani (Guest) on March 30, 2020
π What a joke!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 28, 2020
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Zulekha (Guest) on March 27, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Fikiri (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 8, 2020
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Amir (Guest) on February 23, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 20, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 16, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
James Mduma (Guest) on February 12, 2020
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 9, 2020
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 22, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 19, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 16, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 22, 2019
π I had to share this with everyone!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 16, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Yusuf (Guest) on December 14, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 11, 2019
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Faiza (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
David Chacha (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Baraka (Guest) on December 4, 2019
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 1, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 16, 2019
I canβt believe how funny this is! π