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Thomas Mtaki
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Jan 7, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Anna Mahiga
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Jan 4, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Farida
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Issack
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Juma
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Binti
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Maida
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Zakia
Guest
May 31, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 19, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Zawadi
Guest
May 17, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Zainab
Guest
May 15, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 14, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Masika
Guest
May 12, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Rashid
Guest
May 4, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Mashaka
Guest
May 3, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
