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Frank Macha
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Nov 5, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Anna Sumari
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Oct 25, 2020
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
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Lydia Mutheu
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Oct 20, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Sarah Mbise
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Oct 19, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Frank Sokoine
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Oct 17, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
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Grace Minja
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Oct 16, 2020
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Zainab
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Oct 9, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Issa
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Oct 3, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Francis Mtangi
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Sep 23, 2020
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
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Nyota
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Sep 21, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Nassar
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Sep 20, 2020
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
๐ Saving this one!
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David Ochieng
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Aug 31, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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George Tenga
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Aug 29, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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Tabitha Okumu
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Aug 18, 2020
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I needed that laugh!
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Neema
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Michael Mboya
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Aug 2, 2020
๐ You got me!
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
๐ Gotta save this!
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Zawadi
Guest
May 28, 2020
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 16, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 13, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 12, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Amir
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
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Patrick Akech
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Apr 6, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Apr 5, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Selemani
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Mar 29, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Omari
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Mar 22, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
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Simon Kiprono
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Mar 8, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
๐ What a joke!
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Feb 18, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Nancy Kabura
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Feb 14, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Kazija
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Jan 20, 2020
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
๐ Still cracking up!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Salima
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Emily Chepngeno
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Jan 5, 2020
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
