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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Omari
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Maida
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 28, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 15, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Chiku
Guest
May 5, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 3, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Farida
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Fatuma
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Salima
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
