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Paul Kamau
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Apr 5, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Tambwe
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Apr 1, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Majid
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Mar 31, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Ibrahim
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Mar 27, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Amir
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Mar 19, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Andrew Mchome
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Mar 15, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Michael Mboya
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Feb 14, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Feb 6, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Kijakazi
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Feb 3, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Habiba
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Jan 20, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Issa
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Farida
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Azima
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Dec 6, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Ann Awino
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Dec 5, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Mazrui
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Dec 4, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Anna Mchome
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Nov 25, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Samuel Were
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Nov 17, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Arifa
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Nov 8, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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James Kimani
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Oct 25, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Alice Mwikali
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Oct 22, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Maida
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Oct 16, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Fikiri
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Oct 11, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Jane Muthoni
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Sep 24, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Wilson Ombati
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Sep 18, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Athumani
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Sep 13, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Amina
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Sep 4, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mashaka
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Sep 3, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Shani
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Aug 4, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Jabir
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Jul 31, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Peter Mugendi
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Jul 18, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Fatuma
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Jul 18, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Grace Wairimu
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Jul 17, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jul 16, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Irene Akoth
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Jul 7, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Lucy Kimotho
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Jul 7, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Rose Lowassa
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Jun 26, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Faith Kariuki
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Jun 26, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Agnes Njeri
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Jun 17, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Sarah Karani
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Jun 8, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Hawa
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May 27, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Josephine Nduta
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May 22, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Khatib
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May 17, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Sultan
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May 15, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Furaha
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Apr 13, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Nancy Kawawa
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Apr 10, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
