Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 5, 2021

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Tambwe (Guest) on April 1, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Majid (Guest) on March 31, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 27, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Amir (Guest) on March 19, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 15, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 14, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on February 13, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 6, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 3, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 24, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

George Tenga (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Habiba (Guest) on January 20, 2021

😆 Saving this one!

Abdillah (Guest) on January 18, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Issa (Guest) on January 17, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 14, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 13, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!

Farida (Guest) on January 13, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

John Lissu (Guest) on January 6, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Azima (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Mazrui (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 17, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 16, 2020

😄 You got me!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 16, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 16, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Arifa (Guest) on November 8, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

James Kimani (Guest) on October 25, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Maida (Guest) on October 16, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Fikiri (Guest) on October 11, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 24, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Mgeni (Guest) on September 21, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 18, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 15, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Athumani (Guest) on September 13, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Amina (Guest) on September 4, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mashaka (Guest) on September 3, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Shani (Guest) on August 4, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 3, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Sekela (Guest) on August 1, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Jabir (Guest) on July 31, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 18, 2020

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Fatuma (Guest) on July 18, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 17, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 16, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 7, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 7, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 8, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 1, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Hawa (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 22, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Khatib (Guest) on May 17, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Sultan (Guest) on May 15, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Furaha (Guest) on April 13, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 10, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️