Selemani (Guest) on February 3, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 2, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Rahma (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 13, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 7, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 7, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Khatib (Guest) on January 1, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 27, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Abdullah (Guest) on December 26, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Ahmed (Guest) on December 6, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 25, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 14, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 11, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 2, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nashon (Guest) on October 27, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 14, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 13, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Nassor (Guest) on October 3, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 2, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 30, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 28, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 23, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Mchawi (Guest) on September 22, 2020

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 20, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 8, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 4, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 22, 2020

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Sekela (Guest) on August 17, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 16, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 7, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 17, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Abdillah (Guest) on July 5, 2020

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 3, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 3, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Amina (Guest) on June 21, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Zakaria (Guest) on June 14, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Nchi (Guest) on June 12, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Rahim (Guest) on June 4, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mustafa (Guest) on June 1, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 1, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Issa (Guest) on May 6, 2020

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 3, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 29, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 18, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 17, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 15, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 15, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 11, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Amir (Guest) on April 9, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 8, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 4, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 3, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Abdillah (Guest) on March 29, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 11, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 28, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 25, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌