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Selemani
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Feb 3, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Amina
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 3, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 3, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
