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Athumani
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Farida
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Warda
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Omar
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Abdillah
Guest
May 30, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Josephine
Guest
May 17, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Latifa
Guest
May 2, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
