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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Wande
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 23, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Hassan
Guest
May 12, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 4, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Kheri
Guest
May 2, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 1, 2020
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 1, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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David Ochieng
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Omari
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
