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Rukia
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Sep 4, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Ann Awino
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Sep 4, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Stephen Mushi
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Sep 1, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Linda Karimi
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Aug 20, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Rose Lowassa
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Aug 9, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Alice Mrema
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Aug 7, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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George Wanjala
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Aug 5, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Mercy Atieno
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Jun 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Majid
Guest
May 20, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Issack
Guest
May 14, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Zuhura
Guest
May 9, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Esther Nyambura
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Apr 15, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mary Mrope
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Mar 30, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
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Mar 22, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Nancy Kabura
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Dec 21, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Neema
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Omari
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Anna Malela
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Aug 25, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
