Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the ๐ emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
Shukuru (Guest) on September 9, 2020
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 6, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on September 1, 2020
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 23, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 7, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Kheri (Guest) on August 5, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 31, 2020
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 24, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 15, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 9, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Salima (Guest) on June 22, 2020
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Jaffar (Guest) on June 2, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 14, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Bahati (Guest) on May 11, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 28, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 18, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 15, 2020
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Habiba (Guest) on April 15, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Hekima (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 2, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on March 27, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
James Malima (Guest) on March 24, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 24, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 12, 2020
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Selemani (Guest) on March 5, 2020
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 4, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 18, 2020
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Mazrui (Guest) on February 14, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 9, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 7, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 6, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 1, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 31, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 11, 2020
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 7, 2020
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Majid (Guest) on January 7, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 7, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Bakari (Guest) on January 5, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 15, 2019
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Mjaka (Guest) on December 13, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 11, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 29, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 26, 2019
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Sofia (Guest) on November 21, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 20, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
John Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 6, 2019
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 5, 2019
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 4, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Ahmed (Guest) on October 26, 2019
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on October 23, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 19, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Mwanais (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 23, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 20, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐