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Zakia
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Masika
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Halima
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Chum
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 31, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 25, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 25, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 18, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Zubeida
Guest
May 15, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 14, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Khadija
Guest
May 1, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
