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Victor Kimario
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Dec 17, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Amir
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Omari
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Farida
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 31, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 29, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Biashara
Guest
May 15, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Maida
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Salum
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
