Short Answer: With unique hare-ests! 🎩🐇
Explanation: To catch an unusual rabbit, you need to think outside the box and employ tricks that are as extraordinary as the rabbit itself! Instead of a conventional method, such as a normal trap, you have to set up hare-ests (playfully combining "hare" and "harvests") that are tailored to the uniqueness of the rabbit. So, get ready to use your imagination and create some whimsical contraptions to catch that extraordinary bunny! 🎩🐇
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 17, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 13, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Rukia (Guest) on December 6, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 1, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 28, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 17, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 12, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 9, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Abdillah (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 15, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 13, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Maneno (Guest) on September 30, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Amir (Guest) on September 24, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
George Mallya (Guest) on September 22, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 21, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Aziza (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Mchuma (Guest) on September 7, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 7, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 25, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Selemani (Guest) on August 21, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
Nassar (Guest) on August 13, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Mgeni (Guest) on August 7, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 29, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Omari (Guest) on July 27, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 25, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 24, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 21, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Nassar (Guest) on July 19, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Sharifa (Guest) on July 18, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 16, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 13, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 24, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Josephine (Guest) on June 22, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Mwachumu (Guest) on June 22, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Zawadi (Guest) on June 20, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Farida (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 31, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 29, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Biashara (Guest) on May 15, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Nchi (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
James Malima (Guest) on April 23, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Sarafina (Guest) on April 13, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 8, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Frank Macha (Guest) on April 7, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 5, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Maida (Guest) on March 23, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 18, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Salum (Guest) on March 8, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 5, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 3, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 14, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 13, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 31, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔