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Mwanakhamis
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Nov 9, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Chum
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Omar
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Amir
Guest
May 28, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Aziza
Guest
May 22, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 22, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 20, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Zakia
Guest
May 17, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 16, 2020
😂 So funny!
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Kahina
Guest
May 5, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
